Has Anyone Seen My Hormones?

Celebrate the hot flashes of wisdom and the power that comes with getting older in this hilarious collection of vintage-with-a-twist art and wit—from the bestselling queen of women’s humor, Anne Taintor.

Are you forever young . . . ish? Are you ready for someone to invent cool yoga? Do you see no good reason to act your age? Sure, midlife and menopause can come with moments of wondering if it’s you or the thermostat running warm, but they also bring well-earned realizations and rewards:

• You’ve awakened from the nightmare of youth.
• You’re old enough to know better, but too young to give a rat’s ass.
• Wrinkles reveal character, and you’ve come far enough to realize, honey, you couldn’t pay me to be twenty.

Funny, sarcastic, and sympathetic, with just the right dose of bad behavior, Anne Taintor’s new collection is proof that getting older is an upgrade.