Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Cute birds, filthy mouths. Instant mood booster.

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all--from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk--with wings.

Features include:

• 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
• Perfect bound
• Sturdy softcover
• Printed on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Ribbon page marker
• 12-month planner: January-December 2027
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Monthly and weekly planning pages
• Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write
• Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
• Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings