Blame My Zodiac Guide Book

A very real, not-at-all made-up guide to the stars. This half journal/half guide book is filled with countless scientific reasons that you can't be held responsible for screwing up whatever you just screwed up. It's your zodiac's fault. Consider this a zodiac book for the real world-because sometimes the stars just don't align. Honestly though, that's probably good because the sky would look super weird if they did.