New Rules for the Modern Commute

Spin-off from a popular slot on Absolute Radio's flagship show Hometime with Bush and Richie.
Getting tough on commuting misdemeanors.
All Change Your Behaviour Please will identify the increasingly bad habits and thoughtless actions of those who make our commute so tiresome, and provide a much needed code of conduct for this currently uncivilized communal environment. National adherence will, at last, make public transport a non-irritating experience free, for instance, from people eating crisps before 11 a.m. (a Level 2 Misdemeanour).